How many states?

Can someone please tell me how many states there are in the USA? Oh, wait, this guy can...



I thought there were 50 states? Oh right, I forgot about North Missouri, South Indiana, Western Michigan, New Texico, Nebraskasota, Wiscanada, and Alabarkansas. My bad.

I guess I should probably go buy one of these pins. I should also write to the federal government and tell them they're missing 7 stars from our flag.